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The other day my friends and I watched the japanese Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mutant Turtles: Choujin Densetsu. I took photos.

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McDonalds: Celebrating Black History Month By Inviting You To Eat Off The Faces Of Local Black Reporters

McDonalds: Celebrating Black History Month By Inviting You To Eat Off The Faces Of Local Black Reporters

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Here’s the new video I directed for the comedy magazine The Devastator - get your fix of obscure X-Men references! 

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I’m the guest on this week’s “The Dork Forest”

I discuss Geordi LaForge’s holodeck love affair & Pokemon vs Sex In The City on this week’s The Dork Forest Podcast with Jackie Kashian. Click here, download & enjoy!

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The one benefit of being sick on a Saturday night: finding this OJ Simpson Pog “Slammer.” 
From the Something Awful Forums.

The one benefit of being sick on a Saturday night: finding this OJ Simpson Pog “Slammer.” 

From the Something Awful Forums.

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Here’s a clip from my upcoming appearance on Jackie Kashian’s “The Dork Forest.” In it, I try to explain why Sex In The City, Entourage and Pokemon are the same thing.

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clip from next dork forest. We all still loving Henry and Mike? b/c up next… is Asterios and his love of Pokemon. OH… and everything else.

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Dracula deserves a medal, and I think I found the perfect one.

Dracula deserves a medal, and I think I found the perfect one.

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Each of these 32 haircuts is guaranteed to turn you into a serial killer, or your money back.

Each of these 32 haircuts is guaranteed to turn you into a serial killer, or your money back.

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“No, grosser. It has to be grosser. This pancake mix in a can has to have the most disgusting name possible.”

“No, grosser. It has to be grosser. This pancake mix in a can has to have the most disgusting name possible.”

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What happens when a Pokémon trainer doesn’t pay the mob.

What happens when a Pokémon trainer doesn’t pay the mob.

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Here’s the funniest prostitution memoir you will ever read from Justine Barron, the newest monthly columnist for Slack Lust Magazine

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There are two main kinds of prostitution memoir stories: In the first kind, a sad vulnerable young girl with no self-esteem talks about numbing herself to a life of repetitive exploitation. In the second kind, a quirky young woman finds empowerment by getting paid for dominating men.

I don’t know where to put my story.

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Finally, a museum that kids can get behind.

Finally, a museum that kids can get behind.

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thanks to SheMosh for showing me this

thanks to SheMosh for showing me this

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I may be the first person ever to have viewed this webpage

I may be the first person ever to have viewed this webpage