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Here’s a clip from my upcoming appearance on Jackie Kashian’s “The Dork Forest.” In it, I try to explain why Sex In The City, Entourage and Pokemon are the same thing.

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clip from next dork forest. We all still loving Henry and Mike? b/c up next… is Asterios and his love of Pokemon. OH… and everything else.

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Dracula deserves a medal, and I think I found the perfect one.

Dracula deserves a medal, and I think I found the perfect one.

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Each of these 32 haircuts is guaranteed to turn you into a serial killer, or your money back.

Each of these 32 haircuts is guaranteed to turn you into a serial killer, or your money back.

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“No, grosser. It has to be grosser. This pancake mix in a can has to have the most disgusting name possible.”

“No, grosser. It has to be grosser. This pancake mix in a can has to have the most disgusting name possible.”

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What happens when a Pokémon trainer doesn’t pay the mob.

What happens when a Pokémon trainer doesn’t pay the mob.

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Here’s the funniest prostitution memoir you will ever read from Justine Barron, the newest monthly columnist for Slack Lust Magazine

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There are two main kinds of prostitution memoir stories: In the first kind, a sad vulnerable young girl with no self-esteem talks about numbing herself to a life of repetitive exploitation. In the second kind, a quirky young woman finds empowerment by getting paid for dominating men.

I don’t know where to put my story.

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Finally, a museum that kids can get behind.

Finally, a museum that kids can get behind.

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thanks to SheMosh for showing me this

thanks to SheMosh for showing me this

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I may be the first person ever to have viewed this webpage

I may be the first person ever to have viewed this webpage

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Best thing I’ve seen at Disney so far

Best thing I’ve seen at Disney so far

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Late at night in NYC, you can watch “The Jack Benny Program” on NJ public television. I’d never seen the show before coming home for the holidays, but it’s really, really good.

It’s not a typical talk show - Jack comes out and does a minute or two of jokes, but then the rest of the episode will be one long sketch comedy style play. In one episode, he and Ed Sullivan play dueling attorneys in a crazy murder trial. In another, he can’t get Phil Silvers to leave his house for seven months. There’s an episode where his violin playing is so bad it causes the Japanese troops to kill themselves.

It’s really nutty and really good, and makes me wish I’d payed more attention to old black and white comedy.

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Happy New Year, from Santa Sting!

Happy New Year, from Santa Sting!