“Hey, we killed some trees to tell you about all the trees we saved.”
“The crime stick is just that, a stick that one can shake AT crime, or at the idea of crime, to shame the crime and make it go away.” — Bob Odenkirk
Some preacher really wants their church to “go viral.”
I should probably get this out of the back of my car already
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McDonalds: Celebrating Black History Month By Inviting You To Eat Off The Faces Of Local Black Reporters
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I discuss Geordi LaForge’s holodeck love affair & Pokemon vs Sex In The City on this week’s The Dork Forest Podcast with Jackie Kashian. Click here, download & enjoy!
The one benefit of being sick on a Saturday night: finding this OJ Simpson Pog “Slammer.”
From the Something Awful Forums.
Dracula deserves a medal, and I think I found the perfect one.
Each of these 32 haircuts is guaranteed to turn you into a serial killer, or your money back.
“No, grosser. It has to be grosser. This pancake mix in a can has to have the most disgusting name possible.”