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“Hey, we killed some trees to tell you about all the trees we saved.”

“Hey, we killed some trees to tell you about all the trees we saved.”

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"The crime stick is just that, a stick that one can shake AT crime, or at the idea of crime, to shame the crime and make it go away."

Bob Odenkirk

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Some preacher really wants their church to “go viral.”

Some preacher really wants their church to “go viral.”

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I should probably get this out of the back of my car already

I should probably get this out of the back of my car already

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The other day my friends and I watched the japanese Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mutant Turtles: Choujin Densetsu. I took photos.

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McDonalds: Celebrating Black History Month By Inviting You To Eat Off The Faces Of Local Black Reporters

McDonalds: Celebrating Black History Month By Inviting You To Eat Off The Faces Of Local Black Reporters

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Here’s the new video I directed for the comedy magazine The Devastator - get your fix of obscure X-Men references! 

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I’m the guest on this week’s “The Dork Forest”

I discuss Geordi LaForge’s holodeck love affair & Pokemon vs Sex In The City on this week’s The Dork Forest Podcast with Jackie Kashian. Click here, download & enjoy!

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The one benefit of being sick on a Saturday night: finding this OJ Simpson Pog “Slammer.” 
From the Something Awful Forums.

The one benefit of being sick on a Saturday night: finding this OJ Simpson Pog “Slammer.” 

From the Something Awful Forums.

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Here’s a clip from my upcoming appearance on Jackie Kashian’s “The Dork Forest.” In it, I try to explain why Sex In The City, Entourage and Pokemon are the same thing.

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clip from next dork forest. We all still loving Henry and Mike? b/c up next… is Asterios and his love of Pokemon. OH… and everything else.

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Dracula deserves a medal, and I think I found the perfect one.

Dracula deserves a medal, and I think I found the perfect one.

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Each of these 32 haircuts is guaranteed to turn you into a serial killer, or your money back.

Each of these 32 haircuts is guaranteed to turn you into a serial killer, or your money back.

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“No, grosser. It has to be grosser. This pancake mix in a can has to have the most disgusting name possible.”

“No, grosser. It has to be grosser. This pancake mix in a can has to have the most disgusting name possible.”