I’ve written for Spike TV’s MANswers, The National Lampoon & Cracked Magazine. I’ve also been featured on NPR’s “Marketplace,” had a pilot screen at the New York Television Festival, and wrote/starred in a series of commercials for Hungry Man dinners. I played Genghis Khan. I love Babylon 5, yelling at the TV with my dad, and naps. Tweeting nonstop at @asterios.Tumblr (3.0; @asterios)http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/11e8ac6158" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Here’s a new sketch I’m about a deadly game of longform improv.</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24150389879http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24150389879Thu, 31 May 2012 14:34:44 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uyf65RRf1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mexican Instagram Standoff III w/@benniea & guest star @jamesisanerd (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24090074613http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24090074613Wed, 30 May 2012 15:57:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uxeqGYD81qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mexican Instagram Standoff II with @benniea (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24088564862http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24088564862Wed, 30 May 2012 15:35:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uwqtoItB1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mexican Instagram Standoff with @benniea (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24087568248http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/24087568248Wed, 30 May 2012 15:20:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kj1mouKJ1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From “Beartato And The Secret Of The Mystery”</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/23724281957http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/23724281957Fri, 25 May 2012 00:47:25 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uRaHui-3gek?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><span class="messageBody" data-ft='{"type":3}'>Here’s some new stand-up from last week’s “Top Story” at I.O. West. I </span>talked about road rage, yelled at a heckler for way too long, then talked about babies.</strong></p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22855641035http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22855641035Fri, 11 May 2012 13:28:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tu4aDJTi1qzkqp3o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong><a href="http://pinterest.com/asterios/comedy-i-did-in-the-olden-days/" target="_blank">Here’s a Pinterest board of comedy sketches I made when I was just a kid (a.k.a. 2006)</a></strong></p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22800307380http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22800307380Thu, 10 May 2012 14:52:57 -0700““There’s nothing in the terms of service that says a dog can’t tweet!””<br/><br/> - <em>The moment before Air Bud destroys all I’ve worked so hard to build</em>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22295501511http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22295501511Wed, 02 May 2012 18:50:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d4t1Vg9T1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The most bromantic tacos of them all (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22214637376http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/22214637376Tue, 01 May 2012 14:24:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30ff9aVKS1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/21751210633http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/21751210633Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:44:50 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qp4bhSrY1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/21389463763http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/21389463763Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:38:28 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2cn15w9Jx1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is the worst possible name for your pizzeria right now</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20949365841http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20949365841Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:26:46 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedevastator.tumblr.com/post/20782285249/the-new-companion" target="_blank">thedevastator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.devastatorquarterly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/devastator-1-new-companion.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-207" height="821" src="http://www.devastatorquarterly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/devastator-1-new-companion.jpg" title="devastator-1-new-companion" width="476"/></a></p> <p>“The New Companion” was written and illustrated by Alex Barrett for <a href="http://www.devastatorquarterly.com/issue-2/" target="_blank">The Devastator #2: Science Fiction</a>. If you like this comic, you can decorate your TARDIS with the <a href="http://devastator.storenvy.com/products/143002-doctor-who-s-new-companion-print" target="_blank">frameable art print</a> and <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/86257064/doctor-who-sticker" target="_blank">sticker</a> version!</p> </blockquote>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20820085953http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20820085953Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:29:06 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24ijjdiM61qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20665366234http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20665366234Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:09:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1q9ekjrqq1qbiwr8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1q9ekjrqq1qbiwr8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1q9ekjrqq1qbiwr8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackiekashian.tumblr.com/post/20203615752" target="_blank">jackiekashian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The new dork forest tshirts came while maria and I were playing joke machine and she got a tshirt (the green, not the brown) and a hoodie. then andy came home, weirdly wearing the logo shirt! HA@!</p> </blockquote>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20274826470http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20274826470Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:39:45 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mvou1AGN1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Hey, we killed some trees to tell you about all the trees we saved.”</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20107508719http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20107508719Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:36:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mva5EiAV1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20107301616http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/20107301616Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:27:41 -0700“The crime stick is just that, a stick that one can shake AT crime, or at the idea of crime, to shame the crime and make it go away.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ra8js/i_am_bob_odenkirk_lets_do_me/" target="_blank">Bob Odenkirk</a></em>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/19809760074http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/19809760074Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:15:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1bnbyH80a1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some preacher really wants their church to “go viral.”</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/19771945184http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/19771945184Thu, 22 Mar 2012 22:02:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13ldn4KjN1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I should probably get this out of the back of my car already</p>http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/19531855154http://www.asterioskokkinos.com/post/19531855154Sun, 18 Mar 2012 13:39:23 -0700